I would like to take a minute and talk to you about a guy I know. He goes by the name, Jesus Christ, he's the true leader of this group. He's coordinated more meetings than anyone I know...and every time he's around, there's a show.
Nine months later and not just a lack of a good show, but of any showing. No meeting of any kind either and this leader, this imaginary friend that people talk to still hasn't registered and introduced himself...